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DAY SIX
11/12/24 Everyone searched for how to move to another country. Another popular search is: “can I change my vote?” I wonder how many...
Felix Maria
Nov 12, 20241 min read
DAY THREE
11.09.24 It’s difficult to predict the exact number of people who might die as a direct result of Project 2025, as its full impact will...
Felix Maria
Nov 9, 20242 min read
DAY TWO
11.08.24 Some pharmacies have stopped taking MedicAid and MediCare because they want to be prepared for the upcoming presidency and its...
Felix Maria
Nov 9, 20241 min read
DAY ONE - 11.7.24
Just Notes. There is no hook, so compelling topic sentence or thesis: I am just writing because this has never happened before and will...
Felix Maria
Nov 9, 20241 min read
Stop Illegal Dead Migrant Cats From Voting Sign Flag and Decal Available NOW ^-^
Patriots show your PATRIOTISM without skipping your next utility bill payment and claim your STOP ILLEGAL MIGRANT DEAD CATS FROM VOTING...
Felix Maria
Sep 22, 20242 min read
2024 AI Sponsored Candidates
After processing the latest candidates’ speeches verbatim, AI is still undecided, but is looking for a position in either candidates...
Felix Maria
Sep 20, 20241 min read
Donald Trump Receives Gold Medal of Honorary Mention
SEPTEMBER 18 2024 Marfa, TX The North American Geographers of Latin America (NAGLA) presented Donald J. Trump with the gold medal of...
Felix Maria
Sep 18, 20241 min read
Lightbulb Theft Up 40%
(5/13/23) Vista Point, CA Serial Lightbulb Thief Strikes Community Theater Residents of Tiny Farse, California woke up this morning to...
Felix Maria
May 27, 20231 min read
Luxury Micro Condos
(8/8/20) Fairview, CA Social Services expanding services to protect children from Hoaxer parents & guardians After conceding to voter...
Felix Maria
Aug 10, 20202 min read
New Freedoms Granted to Minors
(8/8/20) Fairview, CA Social Services expanding services to protect children from Hoaxer parents & guardians After conceding to voter...
Felix Maria
Aug 10, 20202 min read
Mysterious Nano O/S “Leggings" Delivered to American Households
(8/5/20) Corona, California Mysterious Nano O/S “Leggings" Delivered to American Households Four weeks after the first mysterious seed...
Felix Maria
Aug 5, 20202 min read
The New All-American Houseparty
(8/3/20) This Summer, houseparties and communal keg stands are cancelled, but you can still get your most coveted party fails, un-P.C....
Felix Maria
Aug 3, 20201 min read
Sallow Flu
(7/23/20) Newport Beach, CA , unexpected early surge in Dirty-Green Flu leads to hybrid Sallow-Flu, straining COVID-19 pandemic...
Felix Maria
Jul 23, 20201 min read
Rainbow Flu
(6/8/30) Chicago, Illinois White-Flu spreading in most urban hospitals - chance of symbiotic, parallel pandemic; experts say Cases of...
Felix Maria
Jul 19, 20201 min read
Brit Shares Thoughts on Barmy Americans
(7/8/20) Rural Town, USA. British Packpacker Delighted & Bewildered by America’s Expedited Reopening The British Backpacker(Johnny...
Felix Maria
Jul 8, 20201 min read
Top 10 Uses for Used Face Coverings
(7/7/20) 10. Solar Face Warmer 9. Luggage Tag 8. Hammock (male) 7. Parachute (hamster) 6. Coffee Filter 5. Making Sourdough Starter 4....
Felix Maria
Jul 7, 20201 min read
2 Californias
2 Californias (7/6/20) California Governor Newsom proposes novel diplomatic plan to prevent civil war & secession of rebel counties...
Felix Maria
Jul 6, 20201 min read
Movies are Back!
Are you tired of overpriced scripts? Potentially infectious live crews? S.A.G.? Well Corona Chronicles and Technically a Film Productions...
Felix Maria
Jul 3, 20201 min read
Professional Librarians Replace State Police Force
(5/Wed?/20) California’s plan to reopen the state was modified Tuesday by Governor Newsom’s executive order to immediately return...
Felix Maria
May 13, 20201 min read
Novel Plastic Surgeon Relief & Rehabilitation Foundation
(5/6/20) Statisticians and Common Sense hypothesize the increased use of socially acceptable face masks & face coverings has led to an...
Felix Maria
May 9, 20201 min read
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