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Rainbow Flu

  • Writer: Felix Maria
    Felix Maria
  • Jul 19, 2020
  • 1 min read

(6/8/30) Chicago, Illinois White-Flu spreading in most urban hospitals - chance of symbiotic, parallel  pandemic; experts say



Cases of White-Flu, an emerging panfluenza, affecting medical professionals in lab coats, is at risk of surpassing cases of COVID-19. White Flu has emerged regularly throughout human history at times of medical crises. 


White-Flu sets itself apart from White-Supremacy, White-Sales, White-Out, and White-House because it has nothing to do with the aforementioned cognomens. Thus far, the ailment has only presented itself in overworked, sleepless, dehydrated, underaprecciated essential medical professionals, and their neglected, quarantined pets.


The ailment may lead to burnout, career-changes, insomnia, addiction, both for workers and in the form of sympathy pains in their partners, as well as a rumored global walkout and strike if basic humanitarian demands are not met.


Corona Chronicles is investigating a rumored Green Flu, said to hail the coming of the second wave of CoronaVirus upon the preemptive opening of the American domestic economy.

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