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New Freedoms Granted to Minors

  • Aug 10, 2020
  • 2 min read

Updated: May 27, 2023

(8/8/20) Fairview, CA Social Services expanding services to protect children from Hoaxer parents & guardians


After conceding to voter fraud, due to the inability to prove the absence of voter fraud, national & local elections have been suspended. This has allowed local privatized government agencies and large corporations to begin the transition to a more transparent monarchial plutocracy.

Emboldened by early reopening in Yuba, El Dorado, Sutter, Butte, Nevada, Colusa and Modoc counties, COVID Hoaxers, Anti-Vaxers, Flat Earthers, Neo-Lemon Influencers, increases in ammunitions, fertilizer, BOGA school supply sales, ammonium nitrate, and boxed wine sales, and BOGA* school supply sales; parents, neighbors, and guardians have been captured on camera in public without PPE, cohorting with a disregard to statewide social distancing measures. The disregard for life has inflamed already strained relations between Homo sapiens sapiens in the State of America**.


With voting rights revoked, San Bernardino County has taken the initiative and authorized guardian-child separations upon request without bureaucratic emancipation procedures. Housing concerns for the displaced minors were eased by the availability of vacant Trans-border Housing Coops (previously referred to as Border Patrol Baby Cages). Santa Clara, Marin, San Francisco, Orange, and Alameda Counties have auto-enrolled ALL minors, unemployed Miners (due to a clause in the 1849-CA Eureka Compromise) & Discordants (patrons of NIMBY services) in the exponentially growing Housing Coop wait-list.


Critics of the novel Housing or Freedom measure suggest that while the sterile housing conditions may have impactfully impactful negative impacts on the Republic’s*** future caregivers, granted the coveted Coop Housing****. Others accuse wealthy counties of misappropriating funds previously designated to aid ailing families and individuals to lower childcare cost and enhanced real estate accumulation for private individuals.


The aforementioned critics were revoked Coop Housing eligibility and granted unverified, dubious, probational American-Canadian passports & citizenship to ameliorate tensions, and avoid further virus-spreading protests & rallies.


* Buy One Get All

** Name changed to reflect Accuracy v U.S.A. (2020)

*** Definition of republic and democracy currently under review by Merriam Webster Cola Inc.


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