Novel Plastic Surgeon Relief & Rehabilitation Foundation

(5/6/20) Statisticians and Common Sense hypothesize the increased use of socially acceptable face masks & face coverings has led to an decrease in elective essential cosmetic surgery.

Graph of EDM acceptance/use vs. Essentially Extrinsic Elective Cosmetic Lower-Face Surgeries

The new philanthropic foundation, R-E-S-P-E-T (Responsible Experts in Science Probably Explaining Things), has come to the aid of newly unemployed plastic surgeons specializing in cosmetic facial procedures of the lower half of the human face; specifically Essentially Extrinsic Elective Cosmetic Lower-Face Surgeries (E-E-E.C.LFS), with free work-force training & rehabilitation.

Due to the newly impacted and competitive field of Elite Elective Essential Upper-Face Elective-Cosmetic Plastic Surgery ($$$), some surgeons have elected to redirect their efforts towards producing Essential electively-stylish Designer essential Masks (EDM) with the training they received from R-E-S-P-E-T..

Conspiracy Theorists, who subscribe to the quaint theories of “beauty is subjective”, “beauty is on the inside”, and the ever dubious “beauty is in the eye of the beholder", suggest most of the gravity attributed to the “essential” monikers in E-E-E-.C.LFS’s & $$$’s were created by societal norms and expectations. 

The argument was defeated in the Los Angeles lower courts with "it is easier and faster to change oneself than an entire populace”; use your EDM!