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Luxury Micro Condos
(8/8/20) Fairview, CA Social Services expanding services to protect children from Hoaxer parents & guardians After conceding to voter...
Felix Maria
Aug 10, 20202 min read
New Freedoms Granted to Minors
(8/8/20) Fairview, CA Social Services expanding services to protect children from Hoaxer parents & guardians After conceding to voter...
Felix Maria
Aug 10, 20202 min read
The New All-American Houseparty
(8/3/20) This Summer, houseparties and communal keg stands are cancelled, but you can still get your most coveted party fails, un-P.C....
Felix Maria
Aug 3, 20201 min read
Sallow Flu
(7/23/20) Newport Beach, CA , unexpected early surge in Dirty-Green Flu leads to hybrid Sallow-Flu, straining COVID-19 pandemic...
Felix Maria
Jul 23, 20201 min read
Rainbow Flu
(6/8/30) Chicago, Illinois White-Flu spreading in most urban hospitals - chance of symbiotic, parallel pandemic; experts say Cases of...
Felix Maria
Jul 19, 20201 min read
Brit Shares Thoughts on Barmy Americans
(7/8/20) Rural Town, USA. British Packpacker Delighted & Bewildered by America’s Expedited Reopening The British Backpacker(Johnny...
Felix Maria
Jul 8, 20201 min read
Top 10 Uses for Used Face Coverings
(7/7/20) 10. Solar Face Warmer 9. Luggage Tag 8. Hammock (male) 7. Parachute (hamster) 6. Coffee Filter 5. Making Sourdough Starter 4....
Felix Maria
Jul 7, 20201 min read
2 Californias
2 Californias (7/6/20) California Governor Newsom proposes novel diplomatic plan to prevent civil war & secession of rebel counties...
Felix Maria
Jul 6, 20201 min read
Movies are Back!
Are you tired of overpriced scripts? Potentially infectious live crews? S.A.G.? Well Corona Chronicles and Technically a Film Productions...
Felix Maria
Jul 3, 20201 min read
Novel Plastic Surgeon Relief & Rehabilitation Foundation
(5/6/20) Statisticians and Common Sense hypothesize the increased use of socially acceptable face masks & face coverings has led to an...
Felix Maria
May 9, 20201 min read
Novice Novelists & the Urgency for Designer Purses
Had designer handbag owners been foregoing toilet paper for fine Italian Vegan Leather? Corona Chronicles is hard at work investigating...
Felix Maria
Apr 22, 20201 min read
Naked Squirrel Taunts Humans
Covid-Immune Squirrel nibbles on plump, delectable nut using exaggerated chewing noises in presence of human landlord's kitchen window.
Felix Maria
Mar 29, 20201 min read
Forecasted Impaired Sense of Taste
Emeritus ethnopaleontologist & aquatic slam poetry artist Dr. Johan Mueller PnD received a Dollar General Grant to study forecasted...
Felix Maria
Mar 27, 20201 min read
Liza Alvarez
Mar 21, 20200 min read
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