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Forgotten Pets Begin to Form Tribes and Trace New Colonial Boundaries
Forgotten Pets Begin to Form Tribes and Trace New Colonial Boundaries (3/17/20) Reports from West Seattle describe an apocalyptic scene...
Felix Maria
May 5, 20201 min read
Novice Novelists & the Urgency for Designer Purses
Had designer handbag owners been foregoing toilet paper for fine Italian Vegan Leather? Corona Chronicles is hard at work investigating...
Felix Maria
Apr 22, 20201 min read
Unilateral Peace Talks Abandoned Unilaterally
The resolution to ALL world grievances had been scheduled to commence on April 20th, 2020 at 4:20PM, but due to the social distancing...
Felix Maria
Apr 21, 20201 min read
***2020 VINTAGE SAMOAS***
Authentic 2020 Girl Scout Samoas Cookies 1 for $23 or 2 for $30
Felix Maria
Apr 21, 20201 min read
Dolphish Grammar Academy
ALERT: Dolphins are COVID-IMMUNE!! Learn to network & make new friends now! Enjoy your free grammar tree poster when you sign up today!!
Felix Maria
Apr 19, 20201 min read
Birx Pashminas
Quality scarves available in: Paisley, Autumn Harvest, WTF, Floral, True Science, Tropical Paradise & Code Red Use coupon code SANITY for...
Felix Maria
Apr 9, 20201 min read
Collins¡?
Gin: sencillo con cara de doble Lime Juice: at least 1/2 a lime Muddled Mint Leaves: handful Simple Syrup/Sugar: to taste Soda water Ice...
Felix Maria
Apr 9, 20201 min read
Linguistic Link to COVID-19
Linguistic Link to COVID-19 Spread (4/1/20) Corona Chronicles will be offering free access to the written letter “T” for the time being...
Felix Maria
Apr 9, 20202 min read
Coach Potato Couture
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Felix Maria
Apr 3, 20201 min read
couldBworse: Brewing craft apathy for modern lovers
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Felix Maria
Apr 2, 20201 min read
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Felix Maria
Apr 2, 20201 min read
Parle Vous Dauphin?
Parle Vous Dauphin? (4/2/20) Slow moving natural forces are being released early from Anthroposcene Penitentiary due to the royal...
Felix Maria
Apr 2, 20201 min read
Naked Squirrel Taunts Humans
Covid-Immune Squirrel nibbles on plump, delectable nut using exaggerated chewing noises in presence of human landlord's kitchen window.
Felix Maria
Mar 29, 20201 min read
Forecasted Impaired Sense of Taste
Emeritus ethnopaleontologist & aquatic slam poetry artist Dr. Johan Mueller PnD received a Dollar General Grant to study forecasted...
Felix Maria
Mar 27, 20201 min read
Cat Food Sold Out; Coincidence?
unprecedented cat food shortage & price gouging epidemic
Felix Maria
Mar 26, 20201 min read
Cortadito + muddled mint
I have a mint plant........
Felix Maria
Mar 26, 20200 min read
Happy Hour
3 muddled mint leaves sugar (at least 2 tsp) soda water clear rum
Felix Maria
Mar 25, 20201 min read
Covert Romance 001
Could be Worse It took Cynthia 14 minutes to step out her door after hearing her first ‘meh’. You see 35 year old Cynthia finally...
Felix Maria
Mar 21, 20202 min read
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