Cat Food Sold Out; Coincidence?

Cat's Outta the Bag Wall Street!

After a slow & disappointing holiday season, there is an unprecedented cat food shortage & price gouging epidemic; cans of wet food have been reported as garnering petrol prices in some senior living communities! COINCIDENCE? Was it really a bat, or a struggling cat food mogul that brought us Covid-19? The dark parent companies of Meow Mix: Pseudoephedrine, Bandaid, Coca-Cola, Hank's Generic Rice Crispy Rectangles & Vivaporu, all declined comment.

UPDATE (7/8/20):

Due to recent restructuring of the companies in question, all documents were shredded and 4 storage units burned down due to furloughed security guards.

Cat food inventories are gradually returning to prior levels despite the dire urgency of felines everywhere.